This event is part our Poets In The Pit week - www.thecockpit.org.uk/poets

Spectacle-wearer, mandola-wielding mayhem-merchant and - surtout - poet: John Hegley is all these things. Expect an extravaganza of expectation-defying rhymes and frankly bewildering references to dogs and vegetables. And Luton. Let's not forget Luton. With ample support from fellow funnypoets Cynthia Hamilton, Lara A King, Julian Daniel and Thick Richard. Recommended age 14+ (that's for Thick Richard, basically. Eeh, the language).

Brought to you by top-dog poetry bods Apples and Snakes. Celebrating 30 glorious years.

Concession types: senior citizens, students, unemployed, Westminster residents, industry union members